Eleventyseven Evil Genius lyrics

Evil Genius by Eleventyseven

Evil Genius lyrics

Out in the hallway 
I said "hello. 
The dance is this Friday 
Do you want to go?" 

"Probably not" 
She promptly replied. 
"But kudos for asking. 
You�re such a nice guy." 

Yeah I should have known 
I�d end up at home 
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy. 

But here is the truth. 
If she only knew 
That I�ve got a secret she�d never believe. 

Kelly doesn�t know that I�m an evil genius 
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. 
And she�ll never know that we can take over the world. 
With cyborg robot squirrels. 
With cyborg robot squirrels. 

Down in the basement 
I wish she could see 
The monkeys I�ve altered 
Genetically. 

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. 
It�s not quite completed but it�s coming soon. 

When I fall asleep 
All I do is dream 
Of candlelit dates in the laboratory. 

And when I�m awake 
It�s hard to concentrate. 
On the assembly of my robot army. 

Kelly doesn�t know that I�m an evil genius 
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. 
And she�ll never know that we can take over the world. 
With cyborg robot squirrels. 
With cyborg robot squirrels. 

I worked up the nerve 
To go to the dance. 
There�s no reason I
Couldn�t give it a chance. 

I walked through the door 
And what should I see? 
But it was Kelly staring back at me. 

And she said 
"I�ve always wanted to be a mad professor. 
With a bottle-nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester. 
If that�s the kind of thing you�re into I'm your girl."

'Cause I�ve been looking for an evil genius 
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland. 
And now that I found you we can take over the world. 
With cyborg robot squirrels. 
With cyborg robot squirrels.